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I'm a 'recovering serious person' who thinks life is funny and strange. I like to post the funny, inspirational, weird, beautiful, & though provoking pictures, videos and words.
Remember if you don't have a sense of humor, then it's just not funny.
You can find me on twitter @terrillific
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THE REALEST SHIT ON THE INTERNET
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Rose petals leading to Cool Whip (2012)
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Always! Hold my coffee will you?
sexgunsmusic replied to your post: Time to take a shower Leah…
Need some help?
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Diagnosis and Treatment
Major Tooth And Periodontal Infection
Immediate Heavy Duty Antibiotics
Root Canal next week
Periodontal work after that...
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I love these weird little terriers more than I love my own life. #saturdog (Taken with instagram)
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Because why get up and down that flight of stairs easily?
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75 posts tagged joke
“When people fall for the blatant, used-car salesman insincerity of politicians, they’re saying, “I’m ALSO a big phony, this guy gets me!”
Comedian, Mario DiGiorgio
I love this take….(probably true too)
Bill Hicks on Presidential Agendas (by Iandefor)
“Happy Big Belching Day! …..Burrrrp!”
“I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.”
Jon Stewart
“You ever say a phrase you say all the time at the wrong time, feel like a complete idiot? Something like, ‘You, too. You, too.’ I was getting out of the cab at the airport, and the driver goes, ‘Hey, have a nice flight.’ ‘You, too. You, too. You have a nice flight, too — in case you ever fly some day.’”
Brian Regan
“2012 Republican Presidential Ticket should be Donald Trump with Sarah Palin as his running mate. Their campaign slogan: “You’re fired/I quit”
Jesse Pangelinan
“Watching a friend taking more time to type out his texts to his girlfriend on his phone instead of just calling her. That’s like driving to California in a car pulling your jet behind it.”
Greg Schwen
I was dating this girl a long time ago and I had been wrestling with my own unsettled thoughts for hours. Finally, I picked up the phone and dialed her phone number hesitantly. “Hey Babe” I said when she picked up the phone, “I know you won’t understand why I’m doing this right now, but I have to let you go. I’m bad for you, and you’re better off without me. Please, don’t hate me.” I could tell by the tense silence on the other end that she was heartbroken. Finally, she released all her emotions in one final, desperate plea: “Who IS this, anyway?” In time, she’ll get over me.